Voicemailbox for Ignis

[recipeh]

You have reached Ignis Scientia. If you would please leave your name and a message, I will get back to you promptly.

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[raucous]

( he's very mad rn. because their stupid ass fucking charge told him the ship was under attack. )

where are you?

[recipeh]

[wat]

I'm looking for a few things to keep the cabin tidy. Why?

[raucous]

make your way back asap. just got a message from noct that said we're under attack.

( this is YOUR prince. not gladio's. )

[recipeh]

[He's putting him up for adoption.]

There is no commotion here.

He is completely inebriated, Gladio. Which is why I need cleaning supplies because he's possibly going to make a mess of the bathroom.

[raucous]

( he doesn't answer for 5 whole minutes. )

he's dead.

[recipeh]

[Oh dear.]

First of all, we'll need to find him before you kill him, so let's focus on that.

[raucous]

( he's silent again for another few minutes. )

pretty sure he just gave me the location. i'll take care of it.

[recipeh]

Try to bring him back in one piece.

[raucous]

( considering the wealth of things this brought up and how woefully unprepared he realized he is in the event something like this happens.......






no. absolutely not. )

no.

[recipeh]

Tell me where he is then.

[raucous]

( if he wasn't this annoyed, he might. but. )

no. i got it.

[recipeh]

Noct is too sloshed to tell me and now you're too cross to tell me.

SOMEONE needs to tell me where Noct is now.

[raucous]

he'll be back in the room soon. you can have him then. he's mine right now.

[recipeh]

[You both are stressing him out.]

Fine. I'm heading back to the cabin then.

[And you're both in trouble later.]

[raucous]

( how does he think gladio feels?? )

yeah. you can deal with him when we get back.

( there's a small pause. )

prompto's with me.

( so, yknow, gladio's not actually gonna kill noct or anything

[recipeh]

[Not that Ignis thought that Gladiolus was going to deliver Noctis in pieces even if Prompto wasn't there, but he is glad that there will be another set of eyes on their piss drunk prince.]

Just pass him off to me.

Do either of you need anything from me while I'm making my way back?

[raucous]

no.

( the more time goes on, the less furious he is. but, he's still pretty damn annoyed that noct said all that. )

but, just fyi. i'm waking him up early and making him run laps.

[recipeh]

That's an appropriate punishment.

However, let me look him over before you head out so that he doesn't get sick on himself.

[raucous]

he said he just had one drink. he'll be fine before. can't say about after.

[recipeh]

One drink has him this drunk? It must have been extremely potent. He really needs to be careful about what he puts into his body here.

[raucous]

that's what he said. but, he also said we were under attack, so. grain of salt, i guess. he might've had more. i don't know what he's thinking.

( not that he ever does. )

maybe he'll listen to you if you tell him this shit. because he sure doesn't seem to listen to me.

( dad made the attempt. now it's time for mom to have a talk with the first son. )

[recipeh]

Perhaps he did have the one and it was served in a pail sized glass.

[This place has been having them more apt to making decisions they wouldn't need to consider.]

I'll wait until tomorrow when he's sobered up and you've finished putting him through the paces. I think we all need to really speak about precautions we need to take whilst here.

[raucous]

yeah, no kidding. i think that's what we should be doing tomorrow.