Voicemailbox for Ignis

[recipeh]

You have reached Ignis Scientia. If you would please leave your name and a message, I will get back to you promptly.

Comments

[brotrips]

(Well, Noctis always does like to wake late, maybe a late sexual awakening fits.)

gladios mad i think im in trouble

[recipeh]

You are absolutely right about that. Just go without fuss. I may make things easier.

[brotrips]

smebody just gave me food theyre nicer here i want to stay here until hes less mda

my head hurts iggy

[recipeh]

You will be fine. Just make it back.

I'll get something for your headache for when you return.

[brotrips]

im no scared gladio wouldnt ever hurt me he yells but i know that but my heda hurts and yelling will make it worse

[recipeh]

It won't go undeserved. You gave him quite the fright by telling him the ship is under attack.

[brotrips]

he told me to tell him if somthing was wrong everything was moving i thouht it was so i told him

(He even texted him first.)

[recipeh]

I see how that became misconstrued. Just be careful next time before you begin texting things like that. We worry, you know.

[brotrips]

(His inebriated mind isn't able to fully comprehend why he's in so much trouble when he was trying to do what Gladio had asked. He hadn't told his Shield about the inability to warp, and the following instructions were to not wait.

Of course, Gladio never meant this, but in his hazed brain, Noctis assumed it was the same thing. The prince tries to collect the words to ask the difference, maybe even protest even though he isn't angry himself. Just...frustrated. They don't come through the fog, and the result is a very delayed text that has nothing to do with anger.)

ok

(He'll argue later, when his head hurts less, Noctis decides.)

[recipeh]

Take care getting back. Let me know if you need anything.

Don't give them too much trouble.

[brotrips]

yeah i get it ill stay heer and eat my food until gladio shows

[recipeh]

As good as carbohydrates are good for handling an excess of alcohol in your system...

Do not eat the drugged food.

[brotrips]

im not really im holding it they gave it to me but i dont want to be drugged gladios already mad if he gets more mda hell yell more and thats going to hurt my head

[recipeh]

He has Prompto with him, so I think it will make things easier for you. Regardless, it's best to just toss the food in a waste bin so that you don't idly ingest it.

[brotrips]

if i have food they stop offering

tell prompto i said hi

[recipeh]

You will be seeing him before I do.

[brotrips]

why didnt yuo come are you mad

[recipeh]

[He sighs.]

No. I am not mad. But Gladiolus wanted to handle things, so I am going to get remedies for hangovers and water and meet all of you back at the cabin.

[brotrips]

its loud inside i want to lay down are they almost here

[recipeh]

[Ugh. He can't even be mad at him when he's like this]

Don't lay down,Noct. Just keep texting me until they get there. I don't know their ETA, but am sure they will be arriving shortly.

[brotrips]

what do you want to talk about

[recipeh]

[What could he get drunk!Noctis to talk about long enough for the other two to reach him without having him be unconcious?]

Anything. How about fishing? Have you found an alternative to your hobby?

[brotrips]

no but i found a way to do it its fake and i like the real thing better but you can fish in vr you can probably cook in vr too

[recipeh]

While the action of cooking would be therapeutic, the point is to be able to smell and taste what I make as a final product.

Have you played any interesting games?

[brotrips]

i found a few fun ones mostly adventure but you have to be careful i tried one where the monster was trying something weird so i quit i haven't played since but im trying to make kings knight