Voicemailbox for Ignis

[recipeh]

You have reached Ignis Scientia. If you would please leave your name and a message, I will get back to you promptly.

Comments

[recipeh]

[The what]

Do I need to pick you up? I had better not need to send out a search party for you.

[brotrips]

im probably too heavy can you lift me youre strong maybe you can

hey iggy if i tell you a secrt will you prmise to forget

[recipeh]

[Uuuuuugh.]

Yes. I promise, Noct. (lie)

[brotrips]

i really had fun the other night i dremed about it 3 times since

[recipeh]

I enjoyed myself as well. I've thought about it from time to time, too.

[brotrips]

were going to do it again rght

[recipeh]

[He's totally got a bit bashful on his end at that.]

Yes, Noct. Now that those doors have opened.

We can even try something new if you would like.

[brotrips]

(Noctis would be too, if not for the drinks.)

like what real sex

[recipeh]

[If he had been drinking something himself, he could have swallowed it way too hard.]

If... that is something you are wanting to try.

[brotrips]

yeah it probably feels good i like sex more thna i thouht i would

1/2

[recipeh]

Congratulations on your sexual awakening then. Now just come home or let me know where you are so that I may come collect you.

2/2

[recipeh]

Disregard the last sentence of the previous text. I believe Gladio is coming to get you. I will see you at the cabin soon.

[brotrips]

(Well, Noctis always does like to wake late, maybe a late sexual awakening fits.)

gladios mad i think im in trouble

[recipeh]

You are absolutely right about that. Just go without fuss. I may make things easier.

[brotrips]

smebody just gave me food theyre nicer here i want to stay here until hes less mda

my head hurts iggy

[recipeh]

You will be fine. Just make it back.

I'll get something for your headache for when you return.

[brotrips]

im no scared gladio wouldnt ever hurt me he yells but i know that but my heda hurts and yelling will make it worse

[recipeh]

It won't go undeserved. You gave him quite the fright by telling him the ship is under attack.

[brotrips]

he told me to tell him if somthing was wrong everything was moving i thouht it was so i told him

(He even texted him first.)

[recipeh]

I see how that became misconstrued. Just be careful next time before you begin texting things like that. We worry, you know.

[brotrips]

(His inebriated mind isn't able to fully comprehend why he's in so much trouble when he was trying to do what Gladio had asked. He hadn't told his Shield about the inability to warp, and the following instructions were to not wait.

Of course, Gladio never meant this, but in his hazed brain, Noctis assumed it was the same thing. The prince tries to collect the words to ask the difference, maybe even protest even though he isn't angry himself. Just...frustrated. They don't come through the fog, and the result is a very delayed text that has nothing to do with anger.)

ok

(He'll argue later, when his head hurts less, Noctis decides.)

[recipeh]

Take care getting back. Let me know if you need anything.

Don't give them too much trouble.

[brotrips]

yeah i get it ill stay heer and eat my food until gladio shows

[recipeh]

As good as carbohydrates are good for handling an excess of alcohol in your system...

Do not eat the drugged food.

[brotrips]

im not really im holding it they gave it to me but i dont want to be drugged gladios already mad if he gets more mda hell yell more and thats going to hurt my head