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[recipeh]

You have reached Ignis Scientia. If you would please leave your name and a message, I will get back to you promptly.

Comments

[brotrips]

yuo know i can coko too i used to make sushi its raw but we hda other food too its not as godo as yours but nomral people arent so yuo cant judge with that

[recipeh]

[Oh no.]

Do I need to come get you?

[brotrips]

why do you need sushi sorry iggy i dnt think i cn a make it rite now i dont fele gooood

[recipeh]

[ Astrals above. What has Noctis gone and done now?]

No. I don't want sushi. How much have you had of...whatever you have had?

[brotrips]

had what do you mean

[recipeh]

Are you drinking?

[brotrips]

no my cup is empty and i dnt fele good enough for another one and it tasted wierd

[recipeh]

[WORRY]

Where are you? Is someone with you?

[brotrips]

lots of people its a bra iggy a lot of peope come here

but good news i won a contst

[recipeh]

[He is in for one wicked hangover it sounds like. Time to get ready for a very sick Noctis when he gets home.]

And what contest is that?

[brotrips]

i was the th custmr of the day i had the fire craker

(Noctis doesn't remember what number he was so he just decides to skip it.)

[recipeh]

[The what]

Do I need to pick you up? I had better not need to send out a search party for you.

[brotrips]

im probably too heavy can you lift me youre strong maybe you can

hey iggy if i tell you a secrt will you prmise to forget

[recipeh]

[Uuuuuugh.]

Yes. I promise, Noct. (lie)

[brotrips]

i really had fun the other night i dremed about it 3 times since

[recipeh]

I enjoyed myself as well. I've thought about it from time to time, too.

[brotrips]

were going to do it again rght

[recipeh]

[He's totally got a bit bashful on his end at that.]

Yes, Noct. Now that those doors have opened.

We can even try something new if you would like.

[brotrips]

(Noctis would be too, if not for the drinks.)

like what real sex

[recipeh]

[If he had been drinking something himself, he could have swallowed it way too hard.]

If... that is something you are wanting to try.

[brotrips]

yeah it probably feels good i like sex more thna i thouht i would

1/2

[recipeh]

Congratulations on your sexual awakening then. Now just come home or let me know where you are so that I may come collect you.

2/2

[recipeh]

Disregard the last sentence of the previous text. I believe Gladio is coming to get you. I will see you at the cabin soon.

[brotrips]

(Well, Noctis always does like to wake late, maybe a late sexual awakening fits.)

gladios mad i think im in trouble

[recipeh]

You are absolutely right about that. Just go without fuss. I may make things easier.